If these people are so sure of themselves and so confident in their
right to make their own personal decision about what sex they are, why
is there a problem with everybody knowing? Maybe because his circumstances
seemed like cheating? Maybe because s/he is just pretending? Makes
little sense to me, but if I were…

Real life clowns are … well, clowns. If you can't take the up and downs of the business you've chosen, then you need to find another pretend job more suited to your pretend skills.

What exactly do they expect people to do in response to "Bring Back The Bees"? The bees that are gone are dead, you can't bring them back a la "Bring back our girls" who were kidnapped. If the idea is to save the existing bee population, then say that. But even then, what exactly do you expect the cereal eaters to…

I understand the re-imagined title will be "Yo terms o' endearment Don'
make me come ova there beech…" Contracts for catering of fried
chicken, hog jowls, collard greens and okrie & 'maters have already
been let.