Todd Bertuzzi just shows up and punches them in the back of the head instead.

or wear long skirts so they dont get raped?

VICTIM BLAMING!!1!!11

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.