I'd give my left nut for a triumphant return of Pontiac, but only if they were allowed near-complete autonomy.

I didn't think I'd be incredibly happy with my Equinox and bought it solely for the safety rating, LTZ package, and voice control (I have several nieces and a nephew...needed a big, comfy car to tote them around).

But don't forget that the Tesla has overwhelmingly proven that we need to change the rating system, as it exceeds that of any car in it's class. Well, really just any vehicle at all.

That's the problem with American manufacturers.

Ugh. Cringing.

There are much better loops on Vine:

If there's any weapon/tool I want in a stitch, it's a Town Car. No joke.

The solution to stupidity is not to enable it.

See, that's the exact information I think should be shared.

I need one for Salt Lake traffic...I could just move all the slow fucks out of my way.

People call Dallas "Big D?"

Oh, please. Can we stop with this whole western guilt complex?

Makes me miss my Probe. *tear*

Say what you want about Porsche, but not a lot of ugly cars have been allowed to leave their factories.

You know I wasn't specifically talking about you, right?

Corsica, Caprice, Sunfire, Neon, Escort, etc... Take your pick. If it has a tipped exhaust and glowing gauge overlays, you know what I'm talking about.

Sweet. Now billionaires can be sent to their fiery death by an accidental brush of the hand.

Kinda puts things in perspective when some teenager can make better engine noise than your trashy cousin and the exhaust tip he shoved onto his '92 Honda.

This makes me sad. Really. When did we get this low?

You're lying. It is a statistical impossibility for you to not have seen a first-gen, even in the last six months.