dont presume to tell me how to fuck. I can disappoint my lovers just fine on my own, thank you.

I just watched that video like 14 times in a row. That was pretty rad.

You're tearing me apart Keemberlee!

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

"Whenever LeBron's not on the court, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Lebron?'"

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

Yeah her voice annoys the shit out of me and her music is basic as fuck.

That would be my guess. These dudes bear physical and sartorial resemblance to a certain pill-loving breed of Dirty White Boy we've got around town.

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

To be fair, James Ransome and Alexander Skarsgard in Generation Kill are one of the hottest/funniest duos in TV history.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

Looks like that basketball could also use a blowjob.

Damn this doesn't even have a rain shower head. I'd say its minimalistic

also, this is how one of my friends envisions herjavec hitting the town

I would love to casually shake out a giant extension at a party or something, just to freak people out.

Len really had his sunshine stolen.

With hard-hitting, critical inquiries such as these, I'm appalled that these lofty-nosed professional athletes appear to openly despise American sports media.