This. It doesn’t matter whether they catch the right person. All that matters is they can report another case closed, so their statistics look good.

Or maybe nah, he’s a piece of shit who is punching down. Fuck him.

He doesn’t even pretend to try to be funny anymore.
ALL of his jokes now are just:
1 crapping on some discriminated group and pretending that makes him brave
2 bragging about being rich
3 complaining about being canceled despite never actually
Combine 2 or more for extra credit.

I miss the actually brilliant comedian he…

Don’t call it anything other then a Tweet.   Its a Tweet on Twitter.  I have it on good authority every time someone calls it Twitter, Elon cries a single tear, so we much continue to do it

Freedom of speech protects his right to be a bigot and a bully, and it protects our rights to call Dave Chappelle a piece of shit hack. Shit cuts both ways. 

Jimmy Fallon excitedly grasping at him was eye roll worthy, but then again so is literally everything Fallon does

So it turns out Lonely Island was doing all the heavy lifting on making Timberlake funny.

So... he either pays up, or has to disclose that he’s not really worth the millions he claims to be?

Trump’s attorneys need to be referred to the bar for disciplinary action. It’s one thing for Trump to do theatrics—he’s a clown and his lawyers can’t really *control* him—but the attorneys are officers of the court, presumably seasoned trial lawyers, and for sure know better than to be making downright impermissible…

It’s the same dynamic. I’ve never forgotten one of Colbert’s Difference Maker segments where they interviewed a bunch of militiamen assholes putting up 400 meters of barbed wire fencing down at the border (for reasons). There was a Mexican-American woman with them, happily stapling up barbed wire, and she said…

honestly, unizionation. it might not sound like anything. hell, it might not always result in job protection, but a unified workforce is a scary workforce. that’s why corporations are always union busting; they don’t want workers to engage in collective action. the moment workers realize they actually hold the means…

I listened to the Behind the Bastards episodes on McMahon, so I thought I couldn’t be surprised by how gross he is but... wow.

Jesus Christ. Imagine if these assholes put anywhere near this kind of effort into doing something good-hearted and productive. We’d probably have perfect desalination technology and the goddamned food replicator from Star Trek by now. Or...considering the IQ levels involved here, never mind.

Less focus on large, individual projects, and more focus on maintaining a constant development cycle that includes small and medium sized games.

Spencer noted that this was a “painful decision” for Microsoft as a whole, clarifying that the company will “provide our full support to those who are impacted during the transition, including severance benefits informed by local employment laws.”

They never had any kind of plastic in the bread dough. That was a very creative interpretation of a dough conditioner used in the bread to enhance the leavening process, because the same chemical also gets used to create non-edible foams like yoga mats — if you get it hot, it decomposes into gasses, making nice little…

“Can’t win a primary without Trump, can’t win a general with Trump.”

Maybe him and Mike Pence can hang together and have 1/3 of an actual personality now that they have time on their hands....

From what’s been said, this isn’t Ella’s first rodeo in the ‘showing of blitzed off her tits’ department. Fine that’s her prerogative....but don’t do it during Dolly’s stuff. The woman has given her all for decades and deserves the decorum.

Calling it now....Dusty has an IMPRESSIVE collection of porn somewhere.