i was half expecting these two to whip out a computer and claim all the evidence is inside the computer.. and then smash the computer on the ground in order to get the files..

Hey asshole, I dismissed you as easily as your fellow Nazi begs and cries.

Can we agree their best album is The Afterman? Or am I still the only one in that camp?

I feel like I know more people who heard my public college radio show than who’ve seen Megyn Kelly’s TV show, and yet somehow she’s on the air and my excellent mix of indie rock, post-punk, and alt-country is lost to the sands of time.

What YOU PEOPLE do not seem to understand is that the Houston Texans have a long and storied history of WHITE quarterbacks who are exceptional at precision decision making.

The quote has been attributed with different pharasing to many people, but it satisfies: “The graveyard is full of indispensable men.”

Hi, North Carolinian here who’s been doing some relief work down East over the last few days. Like all natural disasters, this one has a political character, and will disproportionately affect those less well-off. In Eastern North Carolina, that means Black and Latinx people will bear the brunt of Florence’s impact —…

It’s a pity that the Republicans have come down so hard on migrant workers. I hear they’re the go-to labor pool to utilize when you have a task that real Americans don’t want to do.

Was just thinking one day things like this could be cleared up!

Like ... how do we know anything, man?

I think the best example of this was when he was shitty at Australia’s Prime Minister on his first phone call for no apparent reason.

You don’t need realism in games, you need verisimilitude. Look at GTA5 for example: tons of brands, designs and places that are inspired by real counterparts but are original to the game. It makes the world seem realistic without having to use real-life IP. It totally avoids the potential legal and social baggage that…

The only way this asshole will eat a gun is if someone puts it in a KFC bucket.

These fools could get kicked in the dick by Trump and they’d line up around the block just for a chance. “I love it when he kicks people in the dick, I can’t wait for my turn! When he winds up, I’m gonna scream ‘FUCK YOU LIBS!’”!

Hot take: Seth Meyers is at least as good as the last three years of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show. I say this as somebody who didn’t like him at all on Weekend Update. He’s quite good now, and we should move on. 

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?