It would have to ba able to leave the room and you know how hard it is to move those things.

Or have Alice in Chains do the soundtrack and call it "Angry Chair".

Do you want vampires? Because this is how you get vampires!

That’s twitter in a nutshell.

It's in the housewarming basket with the muffins and bath bombs.

Hell, even if the gun/weed were obtained illegally or were illegal to have, NOBODY SHOULD BE KILLED BECAUSE OF IT. That's the most fucked up part: these people were PEACEFUL when they were gunned down. It all so heartbreaking.

She got fishslapped!

Proof that when someone gets away with a crime, they are more likely to do it again.

They were just trying to sound fancy.

Remember, the movie was supposed to come out this year. These were probably made awhile ago just sitting in a warehouse somewhere ready to create nightmares.

That looks like how I imagine a robot thinks humans poop.

I don't mind when stupid expensive shit is bought by stupid people; hell, I've spend many dollars on my own stupid shit. However, it really bugs me when people use religion to sell things because the target market tends to be older people with fixed incomes. So fuck these shoes.

I honestly believe Trump doesn't even like music. 

That would probably be the lamest Black Mirror episode ever made.

Stadia will predict the game you want to play and play it for you. You can then watch your own stream.

To Trump, everyday is opposite day.

You have no idea what words mean. Please shut up.

Are you talking about Trump or Pence?

“Reads headline”