That looks like how I imagine a robot thinks humans poop.

I don't mind when stupid expensive shit is bought by stupid people; hell, I've spend many dollars on my own stupid shit. However, it really bugs me when people use religion to sell things because the target market tends to be older people with fixed incomes. So fuck these shoes.

I honestly believe Trump doesn't even like music. 

That would probably be the lamest Black Mirror episode ever made.

Stadia will predict the game you want to play and play it for you. You can then watch your own stream.

To Trump, everyday is opposite day.

You have no idea what words mean. Please shut up.

Are you talking about Trump or Pence?

“Reads headline”

Can’t use names in Scrabble, goofball.😛

From your lips to God’s ears and all that, however the cynic in me struggles to see that ever happening.

At what point are any of the other Trump cronies going to stop him before they themselves get wrapped up in this?

Trump will say whatever he thinks the people around him want to hear.

So how long before Dr Oz is labeled a dirty socialist?

I kinda wonder what would happen to the GOP when they finally catch the Clintons. I imagine it would be alot like a dog finally catching that loud car always driving down the road. They wouldn’t even know what to do with themselves.

Makes you wonder how describe doing anything else as mundane:

Has this ever happened to you? You're trying to dig up dirt on a political opponent and Congress just won't leave you alone....

It always amazes me that, as the president of the US, he probably has dozens of tailors on hand at any time and that is how he dresses.

“and listen to music on my Zune.”