Yeah, for a few weeks there, pretty much everyone I knew was caught up in that; even I was and it's the only pokemon game I've ever played. 

Or better yet, never show Trump. Just keep him just off screen or have all shots from behind him. It’ll piss him off even more when he watches from the rec room in prison.

This gif has been well worn the last few years.

There’s already been loads of books that attempt to chart this administration. I’m not sure we need more of them.

Are you John Mulaney? That was perfect.

What if you are cranking to pictures of lawn mowers?

If this is what brings that fat trash bag of old moldy doughnuts down, this person deserves free beer in whatever bar they walk into for life.

We should start a GoFundMe for $50k for someone to give both of them a swift kick in the nuts.

Yeah, this seems like witness tampering or intimidation. Why are these idiots not in prison is beyond me.

Calling yourself a hero is like giving yourself a nickname: it makes you look pathetic.

Oh my god: I just now got his username. That's good stuff there.

“I’m the most like a butterfly perched on the head of a smiling baby”

You didn't mention anything about the upgrade system. It it similar to the first? 

I bet he had nothing to do with making that either. 

See, I'm not poor, I got multiple bills on me! Fake News!

I always thought it was stupid when Splinter embeds tweets. Why give them extra clicks when you can screengrab that shit. It would also help with page loads because it can be annoying waiting for some to load in.

I have not heard of this and I'm afraid to google it...

The delicious face of socialism.

Honestly, what you are describing sounds alot like Binding of Issac. Without the religious overtones, of course...