What if you are cranking to pictures of lawn mowers?

If this is what brings that fat trash bag of old moldy doughnuts down, this person deserves free beer in whatever bar they walk into for life.

We should start a GoFundMe for $50k for someone to give both of them a swift kick in the nuts.

Yeah, this seems like witness tampering or intimidation. Why are these idiots not in prison is beyond me.

Calling yourself a hero is like giving yourself a nickname: it makes you look pathetic.

Oh my god: I just now got his username. That's good stuff there.

“I’m the most like a butterfly perched on the head of a smiling baby”

You didn't mention anything about the upgrade system. It it similar to the first? 

I bet he had nothing to do with making that either. 

See, I'm not poor, I got multiple bills on me! Fake News!

I always thought it was stupid when Splinter embeds tweets. Why give them extra clicks when you can screengrab that shit. It would also help with page loads because it can be annoying waiting for some to load in.

I have not heard of this and I'm afraid to google it...

The delicious face of socialism.

Honestly, what you are describing sounds alot like Binding of Issac. Without the religious overtones, of course...

Nah, they'll just prop him up Weekend at Bernies style to keep the grift going.

Shit, someone needs to make one of those “guy sweating over two button” memes where it is Tucker and the buttons say TRUMP HIRES THE BEST! and TRUMP IS SMART FOR FIRING THAT LOSER!

Not as long as they pass their worldview down to the next generation. 

I never understood the controversy behind the kneeling anyway. Seen out of context, kneeling still looks like a sign of loyalty and respect before whatever you are kneeling before. I always saw Kaepernick choosing to kneel as a way to show respect while doing something that calls attention to how he felt about the…