Yeah, I believe anyone who says they read it and came to the conclusion that there was "NO COLLUSION" didn't actually read it. Or only read the first few pages.

Well I deserve a raise for not murdering my coworkers.

You go to the moon in Duke Nukem 3D. 

This should be posted every time he's caught licking Trump's asshole.

Mmaybe, but he has a history of racism and sexism: two tenets of the GOP.

That's brilliant and so familiar... is that Hunter S Thompson?

Which again proves that running president may have been the worst decision he's ever made. He could've grown old griftin' and grabbin' with the public none the wiser, but his ego got just too big.

The first time I saw an ad for Trumpy Bear, I honestly thought it was an SNL skit or something because of how ridiculous it was.

There’s literally a Trump tweet for everything. It would be hilarious if it actually meant anything though.

Sooooo... they are planning on rounding up approximately a million people around the same time. Yep, there’s no way this will go bad. Nope. No innocent people will be caught up in this, right?

They should be fired, out of a cannon, into Trumps dumb ass bigly border wall.

“Democrats won’t give us any relief from loopholes”? What the fuck is he even talking about? What does that even mean?

That face looks like the face she would make when she caught Donald pissing the bed.

Ripe tomatoes? What a waste of a good tomato.

Colbert calls it "Chopper Talk", which I find appropriate.

Kinda looks like he’s trying to get something out between his teeth, like a popcorn kernel or something.

That picture should for ever be associated with that ass.

From your lips to God’s ears. I’d rather see Mitch removed than Trump (although both would be great!). That turtle motherfucker has been much more dangerous to this country than the rest of this administration combined.

Folding keeps the letters from falling out, duh.

Sshould really be a recurring circle type thing, like the ouroboros.