Reminds me of a book I read many years ago called Jennifer Government. It was a novel about coporations completely controlling the country and everyone took the last name for the company you worked for. I think the main character s name was John Nike. 

Oh my God I had to try so hard to keep my eyeballs from rolling out of my head reading about how he is taking his jail time. If only he knew that committing crimes led to his current condition, but what do I know; I'm just a dumb law abiding citizen.

True. I almost want him to complete the stupid wall only to find out it does jack shit to crime while the environment and locals suffer.

The lazy uninterested employee who just clocks in, does nothing, and clocks out can be found in almost every field of work!

Wild Arms and MGS were also multi disc games.

Well... now I want to hear your radio show. Did you play alot of Pavement and Wilco?

Yeah, it's the same for me: I still have a functional and hooked up PS3 and PS2; both can play PS1 games. But it looks like a neat collectors item.

Ha! That's exactly what I did. Had a friend who ran a local pizza place make it up for me, and my wife's favorite food is pizza. 

I was actually thinking: 40 bikes?! Harley already got all the money they could get from him anyway.

I still play PS3 from time to time (mainly Rock Band), is Bound by Flame any fun? I thought about picking it up on PC since it's always so cheap.

I can't wait for the day someone finally rips that that goddamn phone from his hands.

Let's rotate the board!

Yeah, for an experienced Hitman, it was silly to think it was accidental. It always bothered me that a point plank shot like that didn't go through the windshield.

Who is the Rocket Man now?

OMG yes. Fox News was on in our break room while “NK Commits to De-Nuclearization” or some bullshit was displayed in huge letters on their chyron. I’ll admit I was kinda impressed, until I saw that literally nobody else was saying that.

Yeah, I don’t understand why that would be something to brag about. Saying you’ve been up for 25 hours is the excuse you tell people after you accidently put kitty litter in your coffee or something.

It’s the Total Recall “Trump” package. It’s the one you pick when you either hate yourself or you’re Trump.

There’s a bear you can tame really far up north. Fucker ran away from me.