Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

THUG LIFE 4EVAH

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

The point of taking videos is to watch them in the future. People use their phones to record special occasions now, like birthdays, holidays, milestones in their children’s lives, etc. Why not record content that will look great on the display you buy in a couple of years?

I got the headphones separately, and don’t particularly care for it. It’s not as comfortable as earbuds, and it falls out easily. On the plus side, it sounds OK, and the flat cable + magnetic clasp is nice. I’d take a cheap pair of earbuds from Monoprice over it.

I got the headphones separately, and don’t particularly care for it. It’s not as comfortable as earbuds, and it…

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

Waiting for a hacker group to take on student debt

That, being chemical-free, would also constitute an eco-burial.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

C’mon, you live in Florida. I’m sure assholes driving is the least of your worries. Don’t you have to worry about naked meth heads running around in your Walmarts?

This is how I predict how long I’ll have to make that light:

This means the driver will be randomly (from everyone else’s perspective) speeding up and slowing down.

... so I hope your answers are substantive.

*crickets chirping*

Hmmm... and I thought it was the room after you told that joke...

Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem, and tablet for cheap, + an extra 15% off...cheap!

Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem,…

If only I had the time to watch them all.