Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

THUG LIFE 4EVAH

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I got the headphones separately, and don’t particularly care for it. It’s not as comfortable as earbuds, and it falls out easily. On the plus side, it sounds OK, and the flat cable + magnetic clasp is nice. I’d take a cheap pair of earbuds from Monoprice over it.

I got the headphones separately, and don’t particularly care for it. It’s not as comfortable as earbuds, and it…

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem, and tablet for cheap, + an extra 15% off...cheap!

Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem,…

I happen to work at an amazon fulfillment center. Today I recently found it kind of funny that things that are going to go on sale at amazon I process at work before coming home and seeing them on kinja deals.

I happen to work at an amazon fulfillment center. Today I recently found it kind of funny that things that are going…

They tried

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

For a guy whose name is ItsOnlyTheInternet, this seems out of character.

If the power of FOIA kept police from making mistakes in cases, we'd all live in a much safer world. Also, we wouldn't have this New York Times report, done using FOIA records from the cops, showing how TPD bungled the Jameis Winston investigation: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/20… Or how about this Times report,…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

You don't get to be on Final Jeopardy when you have negative money.

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…