How can you transfer your existing balance? I was under the impression that the only way I could transfer my current 401k plan to another account was if I leave my employer. Am I able to transfer my entire existing balance and THEN my continued contributions because my company plans suck balls.

Oh believe me, I would like the more expensive bidets too, but you know, $$$. As to the hot/cold supply, I’d have to run about 4o gallons up my taint until I got hot water in my house thanks to plumbers being idiots.

Yes there is a small cleanup with TP but it’s MUCH MUCH less than just using TP. And think about this, you are never really clean with TP, you’ve just moved it around a little. Once you go bidet you will realize what a fucking savage you have been your whole life. All toilets in my house have an inexpensive bidet,…

I’m not a nerd Lisa, nerds are cool.

Well you made more money from the tax breaks, so that counts as added income so we should tax that. <—- government thinking. I also love the one how a tax refund is considered income.

Most mutual funds have minimum investments, the low ones are around $1000-$2000. You average Joe is better of picking a lottery ticket than gambling on a single stock with his $10 scottrade account. And for most of these people who have nothing to invest, $10 is the difference between eating tonight or taking the bus…

CAN CONFIRM. Around the time of the tax legislation my company was all whoo-hoo! you are all going to be rich. First they were saying base line pay raises, then they said no, you will see this increase in your bonus (which is based on overall financial performance). Now I know my company moves extremely slow, ironic…

Expect even more insanity from the White House as I am pretty sure Trump was banging this lady. Now that he does not have his daily he will be even more insane.

I just want to throw my 2 cents into suggesting

It’s all pointless. Google will tie its functionality to chrome. The user experience in any other browser will be poo. This is why I currently hate hangouts so much. Just make a fucking standalone app google. Not everything works well in a browser environment.

For some reason I remembered that as a bender quote. I cant find any reference to it on google. I guess my brain is not as good as I thought it was. Excuse me while I park my vehicle in my car hole.

Wait a minute. We have a problem here. I thought the quote was from Bender. Did the Simpsons recycle that joke?

Australian study. This case is flawed. The auzzies drink like they don’t want to live. Let’s try this in another country.

Thank you Internet stranger for understanding me better than most of my close family does.

Lobster stuffed ramen tacos you mean.

I make a pretty consistent amount each year. Ive been able to fine tune the withholdings so I owe just about zero or get maybe $200 back. No windfall which sucks, but on the other hand I did not give uncle sam a $3000 interest free loan.

Plug for ikea coffee. I found this by having a free coffee of theirs. It was simply the best cup of free coffee I have ever had. It made me want to try their in store coffee. @ $3 a bag you can’t go wrong and for that price its actually DAMN good. Give it a try sometime.

This is impressive. I was on the fence about giving 1pw a go, mostly just because of the overall pain in the ass nature of changing, but your comment has convinced me to give it a try and see what it’s all about. I’ve saved your contact info here for later reference.

I would gladly pay gawker $3/month as a premium non-ad tracker user. Are they making that much money off me now?

Serious question, why not make the addblockers load the ads but never display them? Everybody wins. The junk goes in the trash, giz gets paid and I browse a 1990's style Internet.