I'd get a lifesize pic of Gregory Peck from 12 O'clock High and sit it on the back seat

They should rig something in the fenders to spray red paint on the tire treads when the car is moving. That would give the appearance of leaving a trail of blood whereever it goes.

Does it come in black?

As much as I hated them on my first couple of used 70's cars which I owned in the 80's I kind of miss the big horizontal speedometer. The first car I had with circular gauges was such a big deal but now everything has them. Caddy or someone should bring it back.

"Do these brake lights make my ass look fat?"

I had a '76 Pontiac Ventura hatchback. The edges of the hatch (which probably weighed more than me at the time) were mostly jagged rust which combined with the gas struts that had long since given up the ghost made a guillotine that would deliver post mortem tetanus. The Olds 260 V8 wasn't one of GM's greatest motors…

Points for the attempt at 1st gen console mounted gauges, a bullet to the head for the remainder...unless they were trying to make the Mustang interior look Lexus like in comparison.

Having driven through snow belt winters for well over a decade (and living there even longer) I couldn't believe the shenanigans in Dallas, TX after the lightest dusting of snow and just a with hint of ice. Schools closed. Civilization hung on the brink. And those that weren't crawling along at 15 mph were sliding…

I'd buy me a used car lot and I wouldn't sell any of 'em - I'd just drive a different car every day depending on how I feel.

Its a shame Christine never got the MASH treatment and turned into a series...although following along the lines of the Alda in place of Sutherland casting, the 58 Plymouth Fury in the movie would end being a '71 Dodge Demon on TV.

Duesenberg SJ and different custom coachwork for each day of the week.

Where's Kurt Russell and his Death Proof Nova when you need him?

Here in Ohio, just throwing an egg at a passing car is likely to get you shot:

1977 Trans Am with the fire chicken hood decal replaced with a big Jesus on the cross...and t-tops for maximum pope hat clearance. Following me would be a Peterbilt (the official semi of holy mother church) rig with scenes from the Inquisition painted on the sides of the trailer filled with the vino.

They should update it for Knight Industries after the tech bubble burst. Out of funds and now run out of a trailer - KITT with rusted rear quarter panels, a cracked windshield, dangling exhaust, and fast food wrappers littering what's left of the floor. The voice interface long since failed, the Hof now spends his…

I'll have to review my DVD, buy I recall McQueen cruising with a wood grain dash...that picture of the new Bullitt dash looks a little 70's Trans Am

They just don't make 'em to look good with chrome trim anymore

Once your VW is a Camaro you can then begin the transformation to a '57 Chevy:

That's what happens when you take off with the S-foils deployed.

It may just be the lighting, but that doesn't look very Highland Green to me...