@jpech: Definitely Risky Business. Should have written "Illinois U-Boat" on the back window.

@smalleyxb122: I don't believe it can. From what I've read, C4C cars are destined for the smasher and not parted out. I would be glad to find out I'm wrong.

@underwear-ninja: As much as I hate to admit it, that 70-73 front end looks better than my beloved 77-78 front end...at least in the pictures

@Maymar wishes Jalopnik a happy 5th birthday: Somebody needs to get on the ball and make Coors illegal east of Texas again. Pronto.

@Jagvar: Anyone know how/if tracking down the VIN of a long lost car could/would work? I'd think there would be some way to perform a title search...suddenly find myself wondering where that old Firebird of mine finally bit the dust - no way in hell its still running.

@weatherman: Pinstriping. Don't forget the pinstriping.

@John Krewson: These were our drivers ed cars. Learning to drive one of these in the middle of a north central Ohio winter...nostalgia, rage, and fear.

@bravenrace: Columbus signs off on your approvals - although we'd like to see an old 'Vote Traficant' bumper sticker on there somewhere.

I passed one of these a few weeks ago just down the street from the Marysville, Ohio factory. In the pictures the grille distracts from the overall big blunt front end. No body creases - just a one dimensional wall of plastic bits plowing through the air.

I want to weld the doors shut and paint a union flag on the roof.

RIP Snowman

Does this mean no more Waltz Blue?

Wow. Debris like that you'd expect to see an impact crater.

I will never kick the lottery ticket habit as long as Aston Martin exists.

Now I'm curious: Ford Crown Vic police interceptor lap time on the ring?

@IamZardoz: With your example of what you consider to be driving skill, I begin to understand the appeal of NASCAR among my more rustic countrymen.

@beercheck: Right on. Porsche vs. f-86. In the future, cops have cold war fighter jets. You've been warned. Helluva flick.

No.

No mention of the Sopranos/Goodfellas style truck hijack?

Would that be with or without police pursuit?