She actually does—it’s the designer of her inauguration gown.

I don’t think it’s the tailoring. I think he’s intentionally having his suits made too big/drapey to cover up his fat.

Yes. This.  Also, let’s all beg any higher diety that’s hanging around to save the world by exploding his non-existant heart muscle. Just fucking BOOM but with lots of agony

Remember when conservatives were upset when the Obama girls wore skirts to the turkey pardon?

Rich men in ill fitting suits drive me fucking crazy. Use a fucking tailor you idiots. Trump wears Brioni suits ($6k-17k each) but they’re tailored like shit and make him look like a high schooler wearing their first suit to a school dance their mom bought off the rack at Burlington Coat Factory. 

She looks like a tree with two trunks.

I go through phases where I like it, and phases where I hate it. Depends on the dick, and partly on who it's attached to. I've missed certain beautiful dicks for a while, of course.

Is Kate Hudson also going to demonstrate how to utilize professional chefs, trainers, and nutritionists to buy extremely healthy and expensive food and who can develop and cook healthy recipes for you while using an extensive home gym while all your kids are being taken care of either at school or by nannies?

I seem to remember she gained quite a bit of weight during at least her first pregnancy, and I think she had a baby recently. That’s probably the angle they’re going for (I can’t see the Instagram post so I don’t know what she looks like now).

This article speaks far more about the length women have to go to protect themselves from stalkers than anything privacy related. The law does not protect us and that’s terrifying.

I wish the biggest problem I had with this story was that Jezebel’s resident grammar god got drunk and died at her desk.

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

Frida and Diego’s setup is ideal. Two neighboring homes linked by a catwalk. Frida’s side had the kitchen, because she thought that keeping that on her side would rein in his infidelity by making it necessary to be in her home more often. It didn’t.

Actually being in a relationship but having my own place is my ideal!

Can we have them do a half-gainer into a spinning propeller instead? Boat, airplane or helicopter (rotor) - I'm not picky...

A well oiled machine indeed.

Demi Moore moving to Idaho at the top of her career is the big one I always think of. Jonathan Taylor Thomas I think also did. Ali McGraw did it in the 70s.

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

“You seem like a pleasant and we’ll adjusted individual. Making light of suicide is very progressive”

Fun fact: they haven’t done anything illegal! I mean, I don’t really expect you to take in the information and correct yourself, but I’ll go ahead and link to my other comment calmly explaining this for anyone reading this who pays attention to reality.