Announces birth most people weren’t even thinking about...asks for people to “respect their privacy.” Sigh...

Mr. Spade’s remark that Kate “sounded happy” the day before she died prompted me to want to share. I have major depressive disorder and anxiety. I see my therapist and my psychiatric nurse practitioner on the reg. I take five medications daily, and I’m sitting in front of my light therapy box right now. Most of the…

It’s such a bad age to lose your mother, too, just as you’re becoming a woman.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

Melania is an objectively bad person. She’s a spoiled rich lady who couldn’t give 2 shits about anyone other than her parents and her son. Her only path to redemption is if she pushes *45 down the stairs and ends the misery for all of us.

Hey, that is no way to talk about our future president and first lady!

Two nobodies who have no talent and do nothing made ‘the news.’

A touch up plastic surgery procedure shouldn’t need this long recovery in 2018. And if it were anything major we’ll obviously know the second we see her.

Alternative theory: How long does it take for facial plastic surgery to heal so that there isn’t any “blood coming out of her whatever”. That is when we’ll next see FLOTUS.

Melania was always Ivanka sitting on Jared’s shoulders in a trench coat and sunglasses.

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

Is is it just me or are we all wondering if Melania has a huge black eye and/or other obvious signs of spousal abuse? I’m sorry if that upsets anyone, but that is where my mind has been with this.

When Jezebel has decided to hate someone, they really hate everything about them, deserved or not.

I can’t wait to see Melania on the next season of Botched.

Dumped for Ivanka...

probably to tighten up ... around the eyes.

She has Secret Service detail assigned to protect her, even from him. And I doubt they see each other enough for anyone to get a beating. Mind you, I do not dispute his violent tendencies, I just don’t think that is the case here.

Idk why this made me laugh so hard..