I hope Kim Kardashian taught Trump how to contour properly. We’ll know next time if the blinding white circles around is eyes are blended better.

Imagine waking up out of the coma and reading this tweet...

Your faith in American justice is adorable.

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

Working hard...doing what, exactly???

“Every single thing within our power” is not an answer to “Specifically can you tell me what the administration has done”. That is not specific. That is the opposite of specific. “Every single thing” is about as unspecific as you can be.

Fucking crocodile tear-crying bullshit just to deflect away from looking like the total shit she and the administration is when asked a real, pointed question by a scared child. “Aww, she really cares.” NO SHE DOESN’T. She doesn’t give one flying fuck about it or that kid. Just looking to deflect and get away with…

Dig at the media- Check

Why do I read that and think she left her phone and the same guy who pretends to be Trump on the Android phone wrote this.

I can but imagine the mental gymnastics that horrible woman has to participate in just to sleep at night:
“Oh, give that kid a coupe of years, he’ll be a crisis actor in no time”

awww.... that might have been the last remnants of her soul taking a stand and making her feel something before dying on that hill

She’d need to have some integrity to begin with, and we all know that train left the station long ago.

She was choking on her lies - not a tear in sight.

Maybe eventually she’ll care enough to stop working for this administration instead of lying to kids while choking back tears. Until then, she’s just another complicit cog in the machine. I don’t give a shit about her feelings, hypothetical regrets, or struggles; look at what a person does and you know who they are.

I kind of wish she’d just be honest and treated him like a normal reporter: “Nothing, we’re not going to do anything” “next question”

There you go Ashley, more of the MSM misconstruing Huckette— her tears were tears of joy as she imagined her 401k (heavily laden with Arms Manufacturers) spiking after the next school shooting her boss ignores in order to focus on more important things like sitcom ratings and his shitty golf game. She hasn’t been this…

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Here’s hoping they choose a better name than “Mingus”.

It’s really too bad that Laurie Metcalf had to go and ruin her own Golden Age by agreeing to appear on the reboot...

I think this is the reasonable response.