their whole fucking *empire* exists by exploiting the worst “you can’t sit with us” impulse in human nature.

ala we’re so fucking great,
beg for the privelage to overpay for our tacky, overpriced crumbs.

Kim Kardashian West, who has never even BEEN to Donda’s House and who knows damn well that she isn’t going to be going to ANYBODY’S South Side to put in the work and help those kids, can go straight to fucking hell.

Kanye looks stupid as fuck.

I think she is talking more about how strict Disney contracts could be.

Kim’s tirade is boring to me and I’m over the Kardashians a long time but that last tweet in the series is some nice shade.

Wealth insulates you from reality.

hate to agree with kim on anything, but i’m kinda over levergenging too.

Awww, Harvey, bless your chubby little rapist’s heart. I love that you actually think you’ll have the money and clout to produce an aspirin commercial, much less a documentary with you as the misunderstood, ill-done-by star.

It is gonna be sort of a buddy road movie, where him and trump wander around cell block 5 and get into adventures until one of them gets shivved.

Yeah, that sounds like Seattle.

GET OUTTA THE SHOT JEN

I, personally, can’t wait for the starred NYT review of Babbo Behind Bars, an exclusive pop-up stocked only with prison commissary items, and the smash hit restaurant of summer 2019.

Listen, he already gave us his best cinnamon bun recipe, not sure the NYPD needed to get involved.

I am deeply convinced that Elon Musk is a comic book villain come to life. He’s just still in the phase where everyone thinks of him as just being a tech genius.

The level of speculation in here is embarrassing.

Wealthy degrees Fahrenheit

OOooh, this will be like looking into my future.

I can’t wait. I fucking adore Grey Gardens and the Edies.