Or that Obama wasn’t brave enough to hang himself.

When I was 9 or 10, drinking water from baby bottles was, very briefly, a trend at my school. One I embraced whole-heartedly, before bed. And then my mom forbade it because I drank so much water that I peed the bed. At least twice.

My grip on what passes for reality now is so tenuous that I take a little smidge of joy in reading about an adult who nurses on baby bottles on a TV show that I’ve never watched. Thank you for this, Madeleine Davies.

What do you mean, the — oh, let’s not get into this.

But why did no one save the snacks??

I think he deserves enough time to die in jail and then have his ashes put under the cornerstone of a new jail so he stays in there for at least a century after that.

I think Dan Schnieder going to sleep surprisingly well tonight, because for the first time in months he doesn’t have to wonder if tomorrow will be the day his #timesup. Plus Nickelodeon seems to be going out of their way to make his departure seem based on creative differences, rather than saying he’s out because of…

Tina Fey once described it as a body type “created by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes”, and I kind of buy it.

My eyelashes hurt looking at this.

A poet once observed that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

This is the only appropriate take.

I forget sometimes that even though she has amassed more wealth than I will ever see, commands a legion of followers and is part of one of Hollywoods it families(as awful as that is to type). That Kylie Jenner is a young woman with a history of body issues and is also now navigating the world with a child. Whether she…

I think Kylie has just as much of a chance reaching her summer goals as I do not reaching my summer goals. 100%

Here, have a plastic Trump visor* as a souvenir, you classy piece of woman!

Definitely. One of the things that established her credibility so clearly was just how twisted up the poor woman clearly was. She stated multiple times that Donald was incredibly loving and respectful towards her, to the point that she felt completely blindsided by the Access Hollywood tape . . .

Yes there are more sparks between him and his older daughter, then between him and his current gold-digger.

To me it’s because it is all about her and she is magnetic! They aren’t trying to sell you high fashion, they are trying to tell her story. And they did a bang up job. If this is where Vogue is going, I may very well be buying.

From a lot of other things I’ve read (which may not be true) but Britney paid for the house they live in and covers all of the costs for private schools and activities. So I’m not even sure what he’s covering with that 20K beyond food and utilities.