Everything he does and says is distasteful. His EXISTENCE is distasteful.

“Look there’s good bombs on both sides.”

Great job by law enforcement! Except for the FBI. You guys are still a bunch of losers.

This lyric is fucking MY mind. Is it two separate thoughts? Like “I didn’t care about the sex. You wanted to fuck my mind”?

It bothers me that the President is so gleeful about the fact he’s dead. I find it distasteful.

That fucking Gotye song is from SEVEN years ago?!? Jesus, I feel old. That said, people who stan for Aubrey O’Day need to reconsider their choices in life

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind, you can get addicted to a certain kind of madness

Even though he was likely a great guy, the AUSTIN BOMBING SUSPECT IS DEAD. Great job by law enforcement and all concerned who voted for me!

@realDonaldTrump

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

I will happily accept it on his behalf. Iman won’t mind!

Don’t tattoos take a long time? So this is no one drunken night mistake.

I think Ben’s tattoo is a phoenix rather than a dragon. (Although I have very strong feelings that dragons SHOULD have feathers they usually don’t and this does.) But does that make Jennifer Garner the flames or the ashes?

Lawyer.com - HA! How absolutely perfect.

You know what they always say, showing up in the right wig is half the battle.

It’s surprising because Renée Zellweger doesn’t even look like herself.

You know who would have been great? Rose McGowan

i dunno. I mean, she struck a pose, has the wig, etc. but... I gotta see her in action.