I will say this though: I fully believe Oprahs at least smart enough to surround herself with those with experience. I highly doubt she would appoint Stedman a cabinet position or fill every top position with rich fat cats with only self interest in mind.

In the Congress’ current configuration Elizabeth Warren would be wasted as President.

Yes, I agree. But we were talking about parallel universes. In my parallel universe, she chose to run and won by a landslide.

And one in which Elizabeth Warren has had a phenomenal first year as president.

Yep. And if I’m not mistaken, he left his wife of a gazillion years for her during the set of this very movie they’re talking about.

Bill and Hills were totally into each other, though. Here’s the famous shot of them dancing in their bathing suits:

That apartment looks so uncomfortable. Like, can you imagine, I don’t know, reading a book or eating a bowl of cereal or shredding your junk mail in a place like that?

Should have had it slightly modified so that she’d be dancing with Marvel’s Eternity.

They obviously really love each other.

This one!!

Ohhhh God I know.

That sounds wonderful. Though I’d probably ruin my own VR headset by ugly crying all over it until it shorted out from excess moisture.

The fact that rich women are finally putting their money where their mouth is to help marginalized less financially fortunate women fight their harassers. This is unprecedented and that it’s led by a racially diverse group of women speaks volumes.

Why does she always look like she’s trying to stifle a wet fart?

Yeah, their pictures always ooze love, it makes me all mooshy seeing them.

They have to be the most miserable-looking “couple” I’ve ever seen. Somehow it gives me comfort to know that in a very meta way, their very existence is actually the worst punishment the universe could devise for them.

They should take their money and form a production company that treats women decently while creating jobs in the industry. The best revenge is making huge stacks while abusers sit in jail.

Dude shouldn’t even be allowed to dress himself..

in a ceremony officiated by, um, Steve Harvey.

There’s a semi-sentient-pumpkin-human that can almost speak English featured on TV daily, so there’s also that.