You probably think this hurricane is about you, don’t you, don’t you...

If they ask why, slowly shake your head and say that you’re incredibly disappointed in them for supporting such a terrible person. Don’t break eye contact for a full minute. Then turn and walk away.

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

I once read an interview with someone who studies parrot calls in the wild. Parrots have developed regional dialects and are capable of learning multiple dialects when they migrate. They’re like the dolphins of the bird world they’re so smart.

He sounds awesome. Apparently African Greys have the mental ability of a 2 or 3 year old child. Ours was a Blue-fronted Amazon, which are also smart but not as intelligent as an African Grey.

Perhaps her new legal counsel will be this guy:

Great story! My vet’s office also has a boarding facility, and they were keeping a woman’s grey parrot for her while she was out of town. The parrot was extremely social so they let it out to walk around as it pleased so long as there were no off leash pets in the area or dogs barking at it. That bird was AMAZINGLY…

Yeah, no. Hard pass. You wanna make a biopic about Whitney or Bobby, go ahead, have fun, but doing one on Bobbi Kristina just seems gross on pretty much every level.

I have an African Grey and I cannot make phone calls from the living room or kitchen. Or I can, but then I have to apologize to whomever I’m on the phone with for the constant “Hellllowwww? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! <clapping noises> WOOOOOOO! <asst whistling> What’re you doin’?” in the background. “I am…

He used to yell “Call the cops” when my mom was rude to him.

There should be a full season order of this sitcom.

Has anyone looked into the possibility that the bird did it and is framing the wife?

Guess he was winging it.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

Maybe this?

And here all of you thought my degree in Bird Law was worthless!

The thing we are forgetting...and I really do want to point this out...is that these 2 people have a literal (yes Literal) ARMY of people around them to coordinate their wardrobes. So, someone picked out several outfits and color combinations of things in a team effort and agreed upon this. By now we have all seen…

Glenna has a great shot at winning her appeal because I don’t think her defense attorney was competent...

Nobody is saying she’s ugly. Or that the outfit sucks. It’s a great outfit. NOT for this occasion. She may be hot, but damn, she lacks fucking common sense and decency.