Right?! I remember when No Doubt first came out (just before I hit teenage) and people were fawning over her fashion. I was shaking my head and thinking “Um, she looks like any typical mall rat from the hellscape (and super-racist) suburbs with badly dyed hair and who forgot to stop plucking her eyebrows.”

LOL I mean let’s just say she spent her teen years riding shotgun in an unnecessarily raised pickup truck in Seal Beach, mkay? ;)

I just wanted to have an unlimited amount of leisure to read. If TB was the ticket, then so be it!

Yup. I had my daughter at 28 weeks (hang in there, it’s relevant) and as I’m pulling my constipated/emerg C-sectioned self to go visit my baby in the NICU, the chick next to me in the maternity ward went on for literally fucking hours to everyone who would listen that she “didn’t get to follow my birth plan, it’s…

She is inland empire trash. Why people expect more of her, I have no idea.

It this is the worst thing your child will have to overcome, they’re good.

Hmmmm...

I thoroughly agree with you, only she did start a line of glasses for kids. That’s what the US Weekly article is all about, her pimping out her line of kids eyewear. So yeah her heartbreak is all about her selling glasses. I’m sure her profits will help ease the heartbreak.

Nothing to be jealous of. Those images are so photoshopped that we have no idea what her breasts look like. Those are basically drawings of boobies.

One hundred and seven. I have replaced my son’s glasses roughly 107 times since he got his first pair in grade three. He’s 21 now, and autistic, so he ain’t leaving home or getting a full-time job any time soon (and my heart still isn’t broken, Gwen). I’m pretty sure he’ll be getting pair 108 from me, too.

Haha! when i was a kid I wanted glasses, a cast, and braces SO bad. I also wished my period would come at an early age. I have no idea why I wished such uncomfortable things for myself lol. Sure enough I got everything but the cast eventually.

I thought this part of the interview was even worse...

Her nipples are wondrous.

Let’s all take a moment of silence to consider poor Kylie and her utterly tragic life.

Yeah, wtf was that? I use glasses (well actually contacts these days), and I have since I was little. It’s mildly inconvenient, not heartbreaking.

Gwen Stefani says it broke her heart for her child to have to wear glasses.

They deserve a shitload more money than $3 million.

If this was a premeditated murder then it’s a really dumb one. Because he chose a victim that was definitively linked to him. And his lies are all so moronic that he can’t have put much thought into it.

I guess you can’t fully dismiss the idea that he could just be a serial killer; however, the fact that he knew she would be connected to him makes you think that whatever happened was an impulsive act—that there was no reasoning and that it was instead about rage or fear.

You can’t make a horror story out of Trump’s election that is worse than what is actually happening. I’m supposed to give a shit about some rich white lady who is afraid of clowns? Thanks, but I’m sticking to the horror stories of families who are living in fear of being torn apart and deported, for starters.