They look like the leather bootcut jeans that the Gap sold in 2000. I know this is weirdly specific, but I worked at the Gap and patiently waited for them to go on clearance, because who buys leather pants at the Gap? I also recently donated said pair because who holds on to leather pants for seventeen years? Maybe…

Uh - didn’t he already? It would explain a lot.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

It doesn’t count if you say it in the locker room! Then it’s just boys being boys! LOL!!!

The guest list to this thing makes no sense.

I AM DYINNNNNNNNNNNG!!!

Leann Rimes has always reminded of Falkor from Neverending Story:

trapper keeper or gtfo

Don’t forget the scented markers, Donny’s favorite is the white one which smells like racism.

• Hands in photos already circled in gold sharpie to send to Graydon Carter

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

The self obsessed airhead doesn’t fall far from the tree!

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

I don’t mean to take a victory lap (ok, yes, I’m taking a victory lap), but I called the Twitter relapse in Friday’s Barf Bag comments (http://theslot.jezebel.com/1797553966).

This why I get upset when people explain his behaviour as dementia. He may be suffering from that. But he was never a decent human. Nor were any of his wives.

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

It’s almost like she’s a self-obsessed airhead.