Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

Things my dad taught me:

Actually, Trump is not a full-blooded Oompa Loompa. He is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Mike TV.

Agreed.

Or, “If You Want to be President, Don’t Have a Vagina”.

A lot of people shit on her looks, and I’m like huh?! She is incredibly beautiful and her behind is underrated.

The vast majority of her acting work came before Brad. Her Oscar came before Brad. And your dislike of her films is entirely moot because she gets paid long before anyone sees them.

There’s something about unlit candles as objets de décor that bugs me, creamy-white or not. Maybe it’s the denial of their purpose in the world. Yeah, sure, they look prettier before they get a blackened wick or god forbid, drips, but a dusty, unlit candle just makes me sad and annoyed. Candles are meant to provide…

My own opinion: it is perfectly appointed.

I want to know more about the caftan. I just love me a good caftan.

Living in LA I’ve gotten used to seeing celebrities. And most aren’t that much better looking than most people you see. Most of the celebrities I’ve met (worked at Cedars, you’d be surprised how many I met there) I thought, “oh, they’re not better looking than more” or “they’re not that much better looking than me”.

Using “creamy-white” three times in the same paragraph disturbs me on a visceral level.

Rosie O’Donnell needs to play Bannon. He can’t stay out of the limelight.

Bannon is an aggressive, maligant melanoma.

Or like, has Trump looked in a mirror?

Who? Ol’ Boil Face Bannon?

A friend of mine made an off-hand remark in a Facebook thread that Bannon most of all looks like he spends his nights asleep in a large tin of kippers. Haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

Full of shit?

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.