Every time I learn something new about Robin Thicke the more it seems he could use a punch in the dick.

Yeah. This is why good people don’t enter politics. If Bill and Hillary’s marriage was a sham, why do they keep hanging out with each other now? Maybe — just maybe — she forgave him because their marriage was built on friendship and mutual respect.

AND still torturing Hillary as a feminazi bitch who deserved to be cheated on! Because what was she supposed to do? Leaving him makes her an unforgiving lesbian who doesn’t understand that men have ‘needs’, staying made her a weak woman who couldn’t make it on her own. It was beyond horrible.

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

She’s there to collect on keeping her mouth shut for the past two years, same as Ivana. Ivana supposedly held out for an Ambassadorship — who knows what Marla asked for.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

I for one welcome our new Russian billionaire overlords

With that amount of money you can keep a hair and makeup team on call to keep you looking flawless the whole time.

IDK, I looked pretty bomb at my wedding, even at midnight, if I do say so myself!

Yeah, I have next Tuesday. Tomorrow is this Tuesday.

To her defense, she had to pee all over trump right before she went on stage. She was overwhelmed.

And maybe not order my wedding dress online from China.

That sounds like the Hollywood version of “I totally have a girlfriend! you wouldn’t know her, she’s Canadian.”

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Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

Chelsea Clinton and I are the same age and I remember SNL viciously making fun of her appearance during the beginning of Clinton’s presidency. I had the worst second hand embarrassment for her and basically felt like I’d have died on the spot if I were her. The fact that Chelsea isn’t hiding under a rock for all…

YUP

I think its that weird triangles of super light concealer over very thick foundation. The youtube kids doing it look super plastic too.

Usually I love this stuff, and thanks for putting it together, Jezebel and Hannah, but tonight I just can’t get into the spirit.