Most decadent meal at Joes Stone Crabs. 🤔

He was given the saddest present.

You know if he’s so worried about his double chin, he should go ahead and get plastic surgery. I hear Joan Rivers’ last doctors have some slots available.

the only reality tv i can stand to watch is RuPaul’s Drag Race. god damn, what a well-made slice of life.

yasssss

Congratulations. ANTM is still in the running towards becoming another show I’m gonna have to watch.

FUCK EVERYTHING

Remember not to elect fascists and to strap in your 8 month old children so they aren’t ejected 25 feet, America. If you can, please remember not to do that.  Tooooooo late.

He is so ignorant it’s infuriating. He STILL probably doesn’t realize that he’s making his opponents’ case for them.

I hope he dies of a massive, painful heart attack soon.

It seems like it would be more of a 2016 if the baby was ejected from the car, was found in the storm drain, and before anyone could get to it, half of the country insisted that everything was going to be Great, while the other half of the country was pretty sure it wasn’t, but everyone called them Whiners.

Dr Jill Stein is trying to resuscitate her now using homeopathy.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

Are we going to start a pun thread? I personally find them quite draining.

and that baby’s name was America.

She’s lucky to have sewervived.

This story of the baby not buckled who suvives the car crash is the most 2016 thing of 2016.