In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

I actually laughed out loud at this. In a bar. By myself.

It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

It’s the best boat!

He’s under no illusions about the sensibility of everyone else, but he’s smart enough to know that the instant he drops the civility and lowers himself even slightly towards the level of inane contempt that is constantly aimed at him, he loses the high ground and all the tropes and racism will turn against him.…

POTUS is everything gracious and good. I can’t wait to see what fresh hell private citizen Obama unleashes on this shit show, come Jan 21.

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

The Love Boat full of Captain Stubings and Charos.

I’m upset because I didn’t realize how cool Joe Biden was until a few weeks ago. Then again, standing in Obama’s shadow, anyone could be looked over.

he fucked the whole family, including China and Rob

I’m starting to regret never buying tacky celebrity-licensed crap in the first place, because now I can’t refuse to.

And Oprah, for subjecting us to these fuckwads.

How about a boycott of “Dr.” Phil altogether. And throw Dr. Oz into the mix for good measure.

Okay, so can we talk about the fact that Ryan has the kind of mustache that looks like it is just an extension of his nose hair? I know, he doesn’t have nose hair, but look-

I also agree with King that Nicholson doesn’t play it like a descent into madness, but rather as if he’s there from the beginning.

He did this as a twisted directorial technique.

They missed the real story here- Ryan Gosling haunted by and gripped by obsession with the “Hey Girl” meme.

Hey, girl