It is an absolute embarrassment to our country that this man has been elevated to be the Republican candidate for the Presidency. The Republicans themselves should be abashed, and should atone for their sins for years to come.

Kellyanne. The life has been sucked from you. You look like your soul is gone. Oh. My. God.

Also

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

My two posts on Facebook today: 1. If you are a woman, and you still plan to vote for Trump, you are an insult to every woman on this planet who has risked life and death to be treated as equal, respected, citizens free of violence, rape, degradation, enslavement, and servitude. You are a disgrace. If you are a…

I couldn’t do it. Take that back, wouldn’t do it. Little Nobody co-slept with us until 3 years ago (she’s 10)—it just worked for us as a family. Then she just up and decided she wants to sleep alone, and off to her bed she went. We tried EVERYTHING—doctors, psychologists, sleep-studies, etc. Nothing worked. If…

Well, in many cases, like how Muslims get into Islam or Mormons get into Mormon or Christians get into Christianity. Family, sometimes. Friends, lovers, community. Sometimes a belief system provides you with something that you need. I know people who have converted to Islam and Judaism as adults - they made a choice…

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

Isn’t Coca Rocha the hazelnut pseudo-truffle that comes in the gold & white foil and thinks its all fancy but is sold next to Butterfinger in the checkout line?

Whenever I see “Buca di Beppo” I think that “Beppo” is the Marx Brother’s long lost Italian 1/2 brother.

he is not verified billionaire.

God, I hate Wednesdays.

Yeah she just eats souls. Delicious non-fat & zero carb souls.

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

I don’t know. She’s an international superstar gearing up for what looks like to be ugly custody battle. Doing everything in her power to contain the damage doesn’t seem particularly odd (or suspicious) to me.

okay so im going back to hoping he has a heart attack during a debate, then

CAN WE PLEASE NAIL HIM ON THIS NOW, PLEASE.

sorry everyone

But where is Dermot Mulrooney.