Yes! But I'd like to see Michael Ian Black in everything

Michael Ian Black for Jeff Gillooly?

Right. I forgot that women are supposed to be impossibly thin but still act like we can pound cheeseburgers and beers in public, Wolfgang. She should order the pasta and then just work out 16 hours when she gets home so she can appear less uptight to you.

Oooof, I flew home for a very religious family member’s wedding and realized I had a gram of blow in the party purse I brought for the wedding. Ooops... thank god for lax security on domestic flights. Sis and I obviously did what any reasonable adults would do - all the drugs.

They’re Canadian children, I’ve seen Degrassi, they can handle it!

Transporting 60 pounds of coke into L.A.? I guess someone didn’t tell her that Lindsay lives in London now.

Wow. And I thought graduate school was a mistake.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice: Sanders/Warren 2016.

I am cheering for them so hard even though I already know the ending

The chemistry on the show feels so real. Then again, who wouldn’t crush on Sterling Brown. And of course Sarah Paulson is just killing it as Marcia. Their scenes are my favorite.

I almost feel bad for Republicans. ALMOST. (read: actually not at all) But jeebus this is a hard fucking decision. Cruz - a creepy theocrat who nobody, not even his fellow senators, likes. Who can’t even get a SECOND on any bill he tries to pass. or Trump - a racist (out loud where no one can pretend otherwise)…

Jesus, seriously. He fucking ruined her life. I can’t fathom how a teenaged girl could ever recover from having this done to her. Fuck him. May he never have another peaceful moment in his pathetic life. Fuck him. Fuck. Him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck…

Having suffered years of sexual abuse from my own father and being too afraid to tell anyone, the fact that this young woman had the strength to tell a trusted adult speaks VOLUMES about her. I wish I could hug her and tell her how brave she is.

If I were this girl’s mother I would be seriously tempted to give up years of my life in prison just to brutally murder this man.

Same here. I really want Bernie to get the nomination, and even though I think he could easily take Drumpf down, I feel like Hillary would do it in a way that would cause Drumpf to cry and make his bronzer all streaky. Pros and cons for each of them against Drumpf, but I have to admit Hillary would be more…

You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Trump response will probably along the lines of “none of the women in the ad are attractive.”

Beautiful and all that, but I’m seriously tired of having celebrity kids pushed on to us for admiration et al. It’s all becoming very old world nobility rules, where you don’t have to work hard to even make it in the world, just have a famous parent. Enough already.