This deserves more stars.

Dude. My next door neighbor is in pentatonix. I heard this from another neighbor so I googled them because I had no idea who pentatonix was. No. Just no pentatonix ever. Like never ever ever.

Can’t forget Liquid Television!

I love remote control. I had the Nintendo game!

ALL THE FREAKIN STARS

Wow. You called that asshole out!!!

I thought the same thing! I lived in New York for seven years. I had periods of my life where I went home with a super hot guy every night. Sometimes you don’t think you are gonna get laid and you do. Sometimes you go to spinning on your lunch break and there isn’t a shower avail and you just go back to work because…

i am currently in montana. there are hella mormons here. today my 1 year old daughter and i were in a tourist store and while i was waiting for help she was crawling around a group of 10ish year old boys. she happened to point at one of their crotches (who knows what she was really asking for help with) and he said…

I’m married to a director and let me be the first to say that the old rules still apply. If I had a nickel for every time I have said “I am not your assistant”, I would be hella rich right now!

Me too. It’s like a fetish or something.

I used to have the most massive crush on christian slater. I have notebooks saved from the heathers days where I made beautiful collages of him and Winona Ryder. This was a crush I could be proud of - unlike my Corey Feldman obsession which has me feeling all the colors of the shame rainbow. In other news I heard the…

That second part is exactly what my husband said.

All the stars to you!

Can we talk about manginello’s shirt, tho? He won me over in that new pee wee movie and I was all “yes! We have ourselves a new john Hamm!” And then I saw this shirt and was like “ummmmmm no”

Don't feel so bad. Mine was Cory Feldman.

I wish I would have done that when my now 2.5 year old tyrant was just a wee sleepy worm. I was too busy being freaked by germs and overstimulation to try it! Also wish I had done lots more mani/pedis and brought him along. When baby number two gets here that girl is being dragged all over the place.

Can you or anyone else explain the point of a statute of limitations on child abuse cases??? I mean why protect the abusers? It’s not like the victims lives just magically get better after X amount of years. They are victims forever!

My birthday is friday, we have a second child due in june, and have just moved in to a new house. Polite or not I am throwing a raging BIRTHDAYBABYSHOWERHOUSEWARMING party this sunday for myself and 100 people are coming to eat and drink on our dime. It’s 2016, I say fuck everyone’s etiquette and let’s party!

Exactly. I am willing to bet there are many many more victims of his abuse out there and I hope they all come marching forward in the immediate future.

See: Trump 2016