Was New York the one who pooped her pants or was that someone else?

I know someone who used to work in the kitchen at Per Se and Mrs. B ate a plate of STEAMED CAULIFLOWER for dinner when they dined there. STEAMED CAULIFLOWER.

HUH? This is not “dad bod”. This is HOT ROD. He’s all man this man.

What is that last one there? I am crossing the line between slightly aroused and slightly horrified and I don’t know which step to take next.

Met him twice- both times with other musicians- and he was super friendly and low key. Even tho I didn’t want him to be. He even did a “bye guys!” with a wave and smile when he walked out of the room the second time. The best part was my one year old who shouted “bye guy!” back to him and everyone chuckled. Awwwwww

And how in the world did Dennis O’hare get snubbed???

Fuck him right in the face but man that photo of him facing the photographers is really disturbing.

I’m pretty sick with the flu and finally just got my toddler to sleep. I read her caption as “hello new things...” And had a very quick rationalization come to mind that someone unnamed sent her some new chairs and that ridiculous pose was her showing how much she liked them. Time to go to bed!

If you read the NYT story he was very scared and confused the first time they had sex. She admits that he tried to get away from her. I think this counts as him NOT consenting. Case closed. 40 years is a very long time. Probably too long for this. But man if this were my son I would have her fucking head

Looking back on it, Mike was much more my type. But i’m still a sucker for a frontman.

Me too! I even knew he was short and still had it bad for him. Then when I was 19 I moved to LA and my upstairs neighbor was dating him. Cellphones didn't work in the building so he used to sit on the front steps next to my window and talk on the phone all the time. I was like I LOVE LA!

Dude I always work like no one is watching - how do you think I keep up with kinja?

I always assumed he was her “before fame” boyfriend. Like they met at 1Oak and she was all “OMG I used to watch him on TV! He’s kinda famous and has a really nice house!”

Calvin Harris makes a SHITLOAD of money. Not sure how much that is but it’s up there. Way way up there. It’s so funny how people are painting him as this deadbeat dj guy. a prenup will definitely be signed to protect everyone’s hundreds of millions of dollars earned for shitty music.

sure, she has a symmetrical face, but i just can’t with those terrible tattoos.

I do admire him but his voice is too high. I used to work for a guy with a high voice like that and he was an evil and manipulative asshole with no balls. That high voice was like “ooohhh i’m a nice guy. Everyone loves a nice guy” and then he tried to fire me when I let him know that I was pregnant. Maybe Ruffalo is…

Yeah I mean wtf. She works like a billion hours a day. So fuck her for having to buy her beauty products on amazon??? And let’s shame her for having grey pubes? This is anything but feminist.

Thank you for the entertainment while I wait for my RHOBH reunion special to load.

Sickening. Old bobby despises children so she had to do what she had to do in order to get her big payday. Gross.

Ugh wasn't he though? Imagine how hot he would be 20 years older! *sniff*