Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Nothing. You wasted your life, Shep!

Nothing. You wasted your life, Shep!

As Gizmodo, over time, became less about gadgets and technology and more about frantically lecturing the plebes for not being Woke enough, I commented a couple of times that the “deals” section was, oddly enough, the best-written part of the site. Shep (I assume) would drop in little comments that were genuinely funny…

As Gizmodo, over time, became less about gadgets and technology and more about frantically lecturing the plebes for…

No worries. When in port its shore power connection is via an Apple Lighting cable.

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

Because nobody is on Mastodon

How do I get my parents to stop leaching off my account? lol

How do I get my parents to stop leaching off my account? lol

It only takes three seconds to answer this question

In corporate culture, many women feel the need to compete. It’s basically cool girl syndrome for grown ups. They are the roughest, toughest, most savage bitch at the conference table, and don’t you forget it.

Keep kids out of this crap.  Develop their principles, but when you start shoving signs in their hands for photo ops you’re taking advantage of them.

Yes, but the UAE government actually loses money every time you fly Emirates, so flying it to anywhere but Dubai (or some other oppressive shithole) should be encouraged.

Yes, but the UAE government actually loses money every time you fly Emirates, so flying it to anywhere but Dubai (or…

Advertising, as I understand it, would be a running shorts company paying us to run advertisements for their brand. Not asking our audience to recommend whatever brand they want. 

Advertising, as I understand it, would be a running shorts company paying us to run advertisements for their brand.…

BOA USA Shorts. (Made in the USA)

BOA USA Shorts. (Made in the USA)

What about a skunkworks Super Duper Hornet?

Really? Does nothing impress you anymore?

This article was not as helpful as I was hoping, Elizabeth.

Any chance of a follow-up that delivers on the premise of the headline?

Say, in the next five minutes? Because I think I just heard sirens.

Can’t wait to put my old TS2 DVD on Ebay as the "uncensored edition"

God you’re such a douchebag.

It’s okay to be a man and want to smell like a campfire, pine, leather, outdoor smells. I didn’t read the article.  

Yes as indicated at the top of the page....

Yes as indicated at the top of the page....