As Dan Patrick used to say on Sportscenter, “He’s listed as day to day, but, then again, aren’t we all?”

Look, Kevin Johnson is a world-class POS, but he was well within his rights to put the two-piece on that idiot’s face repeatedly.

well you are a moron and an asshole then, please go fuck yourself

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

They’ve done so in the past, but I think they’ll hold off here until players start getting drilled or buzzed by pitches.

A lot has changed since your coma. We’ve had a black president for almost 8 years now.

I hear the UK have been pretty happy to have finally got rid of that unfunny twat.

Is the ESPN fantasy app still down for anyone else?

He meant that in terms of hygiene not in terms of poor sportsmanship. They wear the same damned pair of underwear day after day.

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

Yeah! The Leftovers!! How about when they…

So if I went on hunger strike in opposition of your commenting would you stop?

Lots of shit to be seen here, but that list of demands is cringeworthy.

18 days. Too much or too little. What do you guys think?

Nooo! Not my $11!

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

This is a dumb fucking joke.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

That’s a straight up tackle with intent to injure.