He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Gah. That’s awful. Honestly, the kids being miserably sick is one of the most stressful things for me as a parent. The waiting for the next wave of vomit to arrive (at 4am). The absolute inability to do much to make them feel better at that moment. Not wanting to catch it myself and become part of the problem.

Was going to say more or less the same thing.

This is the third time this week I've seen WTF with W for Who and it breaks my brain every fucking time.

You spelled "Seahawks" wrong.

Combo style ass-wiping. Slight stand-crouch for maximum penetration. How the fuck does one stand and wipe their ass?

Wipe while sitting down? How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down? You mean crouching? I think this whole thing is based off of how people interpret the phrase “sitting down.” If you were actually still sitting on the rim of the toilet it’s impossible to get into dat ass to wipe. I selected “while standing up” but…

Who doesn’t penalize for reaching across the table? That’s blasphemous.

That’s a good point, especially if there’s some scratching that needs to be done during the night.

Witnessed the Holy Trinity the other day: On a fifty-degree day, a bro drove past me in a:

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

He’s like the human equivalent of skyline chili.

A cardboard cutout is way more tolerable than Hayden Christensen. . .

What about using tongs? It’s amazingly easy and keeps you from having to wash your hands a million times when prepping chicken. I have about 10 different pairs so I can use specific ones for chicken/steak/pork/sea food/veggies, etc. Never get your hands dirty again!

Whitest story I’ve ever heard

If its any consolation, I can't tell you how many times I've watched the Steelers piss-away a 10 point lead in the last 2 minutes against a terrible team...

It's about time. Everybody in Tyler— at least everybody who's anybody— knows about the Manzells. I grew up two houses down from Bobby Joe's mansion, and we kids used to stand outside the cock fighting enclosure, which was vast and right behind their house, and try to figure out why they kept so many chickens. The…