I rinse my hands of this comment

I use mine as a substitute for self esteem!

Thanks for weighing in Simon Cowell.

It is not! That was the best they could promise

Don’t worry, the people bashing on Duke are “fans” of unc basketball... but didn’t go to school there.

I signed up for YouTube Red a while back, so I’ve been out of Dollar Shave Club’s sphere of influence. I also blocked their ads on Facebook.

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

In more relevant news to 99% of us, I’m thinking about banning food from my car, as well. Some of my constituents (notably the upper middle class white people between the ages of 4 and 7) are complaining loudly about this, but as a compromise I’m thinking about altering the rule to state “All rides under 30 minutes…

Now that I know what I would look like in a MMA ring I won’t be trying it out anytime soon. I would thing the mouthguard would be more slimming.

I’m reading this and thinking-

I cried during the Lego Movie when Will Ferrell’s character joins forces with his son. I was also on a crowded airplane. You’ll be shocked to know my parents are divorced!

I do, and I will tell you why. They notice and act accordingly. There is no better way to ingratiate yourself to a place you frequent than consistently leaving (even a small) tip. I leave $2 for takeout under $20, and up to $5 for $20-50, and my discretion thereafter.

“due in part to the company’s disclosure that it has experienced a “severe” shortfall in production of 100-kWh battery packs.”

It did not ever look really cool.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Thought about that, but with a Fiesta with Sync2 and a BRZ with... something, I’m in a bit of a glass house on that one.

ringing intensifies

I’m holding out hope for a simultaneous double knockout followed by an immediate evacuation of both of their bowels.

Not sure McGregor even has the edge in incomprehensible gibberish.