The original article on Deadspin had an unbelievable number of truthers. There was absolutely nothing about that video (or this one) to indicate to me that it was fake.

I don’t know why people think something like this is unbelievable. Clearly they’ve never been to Florida.

Something something balls to the face blah blah your mom on Tuesday night something something...

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Because mental retardation is funny!

It wasn’t the summon feature, the car was in sleep mode when it started dreaming of being a Mustang with crowds ahead, as far as they eye could see...

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.