So I have actually have had 3 friends have me be their wedding announcer, and I go all Dave Zinkoff on them. “At Groomsman, at 6 foot 1, from William & Mary, Daaaaaaave Jones.” I always (all 3 times) introduce the bride and groom as the “New Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld”. Its a cool gig, it allows my friends…

who the fuck cares. The best story in all of sports is happening. Embrace it. Love it. Enjoy it instead of shitting on everything.

I played pickup ball with Steph Currys dad Dell during the summers when he was at Charlotte and I was at Virginia Tech. Dell would come no closer than 35 feet to the hoop, would warm up from out of bounds, and probably made 70% of the shots he took against us.