Imagine what would happen if one were to pull his finger of justice.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

I don’t even like to discipline my daughter in front of her friends... embarrassing your child is not punishment it’s degradation. If it’s the group of them that needs corrected I do it as a group, if it’s just her I excuse her from their company.

It’s good that they’ve moved on from the SCAT2 test because it was complete and utter shit.

One size fits all. At the same time.

Meet the Mets!

Turbine-powered cars!

The old joke about Detroit was that you didn’t want to buy a car that was assembled on a Monday or Friday, because the worker was either hung over or in a hurry to get out and start drinking. Now I guess you don’t want to buy a car that was assembled late in the day by a hungry worker who didn’t eat lunch.

The Marlins are a social experiment to see how blatantly sports teams can overtly fuck over their natural fan base before people start to give a shit.

Of all the shit Rovell should be apologizing for, this is so weak.

Is there anything this guy can’t cover up?

Eventually, they have their own webcam broadcasting. Smed speaks into a mic: “Yes....yes, very good. Now take your shirt off and make your belly jiggle. Hah. Now...pull your pants down and scoot on the floor like a dog. Very good. Smear grape jelly on your face. Now repeat after me...”

See, I was joking. Your post made me sad.

He was the oldest base jumper in the world and started skydiving at age 62. He had a V8 commercial. He jumped over 5000 times. He also picked up wing walking. You can look at his Facebook page and see how great a person he was. He was my uncle and I miss him dearly.

gave me the finger, and then burned rubber into the sunset

I really don’t have time to play this game right now, but between this, the manual, the OST, and the free DLC, I may buy it just to show my support for what they’ve done so far.

I’m trying to think of a scenario where everyone involved loses. Whatever that is, that’s what I’m rooting for.

He’s a b-boy, standing in his b-boy stance, hurry up and give him the microphone before he busts in his pants.

In terms of emasculation and “we are going to highlight your biggest weakness for everyone to see,” this is WAY more entertaining than Hack-a-DeAndre.

Assuming no harm would come to him, how much would you pay for this to happen to Berman during a very large broadcast?