Just getting broken in.

Tav, I know you put an M5 in the subject (or at least an E39 with M5 fogs), but I think the E39 540i M-Sport is the ticket for this one.

That obviously a man who loves his BBW-3.

64. If you and multiple co-workers pool funds together and order pizza for lunch, compiling two 20 dollarbills and two five dollar bills for a $42 tab... would you hand all the money to the Delivery driver and expect change back?

"Do you believe, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Brady's arm was moving forward when he was hit?

Someone explain to me how Mass is better than Florida, or for that matter, how is it better than Mississippi? At least people are nice down South.

Not that I'm an angel but there is one rule I always follow and that is NEVER be rude or mean to people who are providing you a service. Bar tenders, waiters, delivery boys, etc. Their job sucks. They don't need you being a dick to them on top of it. Even when a waitress/waiter messes up I do my best to not make an…

The most offensive part of all this is that it's powered by a Proprietary Plug instead of just USB. If it was just USB it'd make sense, but it's not. It's some crap you have to buy from Nintendo for $12-25 depending on where you live and it's a part that costs them probably less than $2 to manufacture. It's not a cost…

Say what you want, the R63 AMG was awesome.

Farcry 3 was released 2 years ago, maybe 3 if I remember. I think it's a good release window. Sure FC4 isn't much more than an improvement to the 3, but there is enough new mechanics that make it feel fresh, at least by standards.

Pretty much what I was saying in the other thread. There is no buzz to the NSX. Because we've seen it launch a zillion times already. It's the Duke Nukem Forever of cars right now.

Massive theft deterrent.

♪ Fuck-ing Thom-as catch the ball ♪

No way, chicken parm really does taste that good.

I'm thinking he might have taken that Nationwide commercial a little too literally.

I went to valvoline with my prior vehicle for an oil change, which was the first mistake of many that day. I insisted on using the Synpower synthetic oil, and started responding to emails on my phone. They asked me to start the car to test oil pressure.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

Then it's time for the finale. A watermelon is placed above the young dude's head and oh holy Christ he nearly gets a knife put through his fucking eye. The watermelon remains undisturbed.

Do you think the computer would have landed it in the river?