The most offensive part of all this is that it's powered by a Proprietary Plug instead of just USB. If it was just USB it'd make sense, but it's not. It's some crap you have to buy from Nintendo for $12-25 depending on where you live and it's a part that costs them probably less than $2 to manufacture. It's not a cost…

Farcry 3 was released 2 years ago, maybe 3 if I remember. I think it's a good release window. Sure FC4 isn't much more than an improvement to the 3, but there is enough new mechanics that make it feel fresh, at least by standards.

Pretty much what I was saying in the other thread. There is no buzz to the NSX. Because we've seen it launch a zillion times already. It's the Duke Nukem Forever of cars right now.

♪ Fuck-ing Thom-as catch the ball ♪

No way, chicken parm really does taste that good.

I'm thinking he might have taken that Nationwide commercial a little too literally.

I went to valvoline with my prior vehicle for an oil change, which was the first mistake of many that day. I insisted on using the Synpower synthetic oil, and started responding to emails on my phone. They asked me to start the car to test oil pressure.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

Lithuania's Got Negligible Talent

Then it's time for the finale. A watermelon is placed above the young dude's head and oh holy Christ he nearly gets a knife put through his fucking eye. The watermelon remains undisturbed.

So You Think You Can Lance

Do you think the computer would have landed it in the river?

When I was a kid, it was still legal to fly supersonic anywhere in CONUS. Apparently, we lived on the flyway between two air bases, because we had sonic booms all the damned time. It is no shit that they are stressful as heck when you don't know it's coming.

I tell you man, even in my 3rd year on one, taking weather observations up on the O-10 all day, I'd still usually cool off after a shift by watching night ops back up on my ob deck. Can't beat the thrill of watching the tanker go to combat power(afterburners) to start a night launch event, or a last-second waveoff…

id be like a school girl. I'd be on the flight deck hip thrusting the air as that thing went by hoping it tickled my dick. Military protocol be damned.

Or blame the NFL's refusal to hire full-time officials...

Basically the sports world's version of losing Robin Williams today. Just the way so many people have been broken up or moved to tears all day long with these tributes is incredible.

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

Clint Eastwood's agent isn't thrilled about the idea of an old man taking a seat.