College roomate had the non typhoon Chevy version. Thing was near bullet proof, we’d park it anywhere in any climate and up she’d start. Key was jammed in ignition, we’d leave her as is no matter where parked and it’s appearance alone was theft deterrence. For shits and gigs he parked it behind our normal parking…

Took my kids, wife and mother in law out for some Eat at Joes recently, had a really good waiter who was about my age and also had 3 kids. I gave him $20 tip on maybe a 60-$70 bill, not sure exactly. He chased me down in the parking lot to shake my hand and thank me, I just thought man people should tip more. That…

Hey we have that pool, but instead there’s 2 inches of water and a gazillion tad poles in it, or what yours will look like after 1 summer.

Yeah dude, you’ve got a weird oral fixation thing going on. Was seriously not ready for that. Will now go back to contemplating the dog food for 2 years.

I attributed that to the munchies.

100% chance I watch games but also a 100% chance not a single one from beginning to end.

This is just what players demand in the ‘don’t bend my brim’ era of terrible hat wearing we live in.

When I bought my 350Z at a Nissan dealer, there was white right hander just like yours. Hood was popped, 3 bros including 2 Nissan shirts under the hood. I locked my newly acquired Z and headed right over to check out the scene. You just went to the wrong dealer.

In 2000 I was a sophomore in college and a friend of mine had a local buddy whose parents were loaded. They bought him this exact car from another rich friend, it was a 93 in that dark green color. It had 13k on odomoter and as it was the former owners 15th car, had never even seen rain or snow. Of course this new…

Mt. West all the way baby!!

20 years ago me: Miata’s are for girls.

“Things sure escalated quick!”

It was a robot character, how much tone inflection were we expecting here? Not that I liked his performance at all, I just don’t quite get the expectations people had for him voicing a tiny droid. It’s on Bungie IMO.

The bungie jump video had me literally laughing, but the splooge to the face bus video was a tad too much.

I pegged Payton as more of a Double Mint kind of guy, these accusations about Juicy Fruit are insane.

Came here for the fart jokes, leaving highly disappointed.

Besides the time Pedro Martinez floored Don Zimmer like a matador.

But what do you do with said disrobed lady when your whole fantasy football team is upstairs waiting to snuggle you?

re hotel room splitting: depends on income and age. If you’re out of school and decently employed, it’s time to get your own room from now on. No more sleepovers to save a few bucks.

She’s a hero to all those teen boys later that night, because masturbation.