Thank you for this article, died laughing, then sent it to my wife who won't shutty about this damn watch.

I do all my own electronic upgrades and tinkering, and I wash it myself! Other than that, unfortunately, I lack the time and resources to be able to do most jobs like brakes or other maintenance. There is also the chance that I will make the issue worse due to my ignorance.

So you get shot between the eyes, body dumped, you LIVE and don't call the cops.....only Florida man.

Who the fuck orders 1 crab cake!?

I have all 3 consoles, I also have 3 kids. Love them each the same for their own unique characteristics.

Get a 2009 350z Mike. I bought my 2003 when I was 24 (now 33). The new body and price hike are eh, get the last year of the last body for a steal and bring it to NISMO spec yourself. yeah.

I hope you're not condoning the current car outlook for Gen Z, they're responses lead me to believe they actually do think clearly, as opposed to their music or clothing choices.

I love my handhelds and consoles alike, of which I have all available. I hold them to different standards and expectations though, as should journalists. Can't wait for this, it will be my first play at a Xenoblade game.

I love this kid, he's like the extreme version of all of us who as kids had to use every flavor a fountain soda had to offer.

Kid Icarus is $89 on Amazon and a used Ocarina I was bidding on went for $70. I instead used some Nintendo coins and downloaded Kid Icarus that way for free and am considering the Ocarina digital as I will never be trading my Monster Hunter NN3DS XL. While it is archaic how they approach digital and swapping,…

All the kids storming the court are the same idiots holding up the "Number 1" gesture to the camera when their school is anything but top ranked.

Yep, they make headphones just for kids and we own several.

In my experience, they're singing out loud every fucking time.

This is true, and from what I understand these are privately owned lots so cops don't write normal tickets like they would on a road, this is what a cop told my buddy after a jack hole t-boned him who was driving across empty spots and got away with it. However, like has been said, it's the liability. I've got some…

I'd be the kid padding his stats since I knew everyone else wasn't trying, drop a triple double by half time.

Super Scope 6 was something I reserved and bought with my own lawn mowing money. Without cheating and looking it up I want to say it was like $70 and came with the combo game, where Battle Clash was the shining star.

See you in those royal blue foams tho! Assuming they're real.

There's the CC I remember, a cookie cutter of his former self.

I haven't seen many of the movie of the year candidates, but I still fail to see the hype on Boyhood besides the fact that it was filmed over 12 years. What did you like about it so much? I dunno, maybe because my parents still love each other I just can't relate.

But it's a wagon! If only it were brown and manual and fellow jalops would have tipped her back on her way.