Also don't question the gas mileage.

<Drives Focus ST into ravine>

Wait wait wait, escort permits? So big worm arranged a 3 way but only wanted to pay the HH rate? Rookie in this mongering game he is.

Jussssssst the right amount of stubble.

My 5 year old already wipes his face when I kiss him, I see the Belichick's are quite progressive.

I know these are enthusiast cars so many times their is perceived value above just retail, but you should consider including a KBB or Edmunds true value of what people actually are paying for these things.

TL; DR

"POW right in the kissa!"

Incorrect.

Ford Ranger, specifically in Baywatch get up:

My then 4 year old (now 6) was given authority to pick the color of my 13' Focus ST, he went Performance Blue. Grabbed the Recaro toddler seat for the back and attended ST Academy the absolute second I was invited. Anytime it's wet and he and I can find an empty parking lot, you'll catch us doing hand brake and 180…

For $37k I can't get leather VW?

Not recall but somewhat related. Colleague negotiated a brand new 2013 Mazda cx5, was set to take delivery, and apparently rats had taken up refuge for warmth in the cars engine compartment where they chewed thru several plastic wires and hoses. The dealers only option was to give her one of their brand new 2014's.

There was that right up on Jalop about owning and maintaining luxury used cars and the story was on buddy who had the Phaeton, he had to do a few grand worth of work to the interior due to a leaking roof and it was all door molding and upholstery, nothing as detailed as the computer needing replaced. That screams…

The AD, from Craigslist Seattle, says it has "98,123 Original miles". CP since a fender bender can total it and your $15k.

Hell even at ST Academy I needed help with the 5 point harness half the time lol. I was also the guy whose helmet was rarely strapped properly.

This also reads like a guy who found some coke from locals, got lit, went on bender, regretted it and pulled the violent version of "my wallet got stolen" or "my twitter got hacked."

In other news, Honolulu has the most coherent and helpful homeless population in the US.

Wait wait wait, Goodell's contract is $44 million or he earns that PER YEAR?