It also doesn't help the Gators' cause that Jeff Driskel is the collegiate version of post-every-surgery-ever-Chad Pennington.

As a Detroit fan from the 90s, when will Carter be called to account for the abuse of animals?

As a fan of another ACC school, I would like to properly welcome Louisville into our vortex of football mediocrity.

The BYU shirt (and degree) makes it that much better.

"Shorts aren't cool. You know what's cool? A top so low-cut that if I sneeze my titty will fall out." - Greg Howard

Losing races to coworkers outside of your office is very, very cool.

This article is so stupid that I'm going to close my browser and get back to work.

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

If he's like most SC fans, he sprained his ankles jumping off a bandwagon.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

It's amazing that in less than 200 years America has gone from "blacks aren't people" to "okay blacks are kind of people" to "yeah, we get it, they're people but we're still going to treat 'em like shit" to "ugh leave us alone, they're treated like shit but we're pretending they're not" to "fuck it, corporations are…

Stop with the hard sell on little league already—Mo'Ne Davis, Jackie Robinson West, "your son's game is tonight at the city park and his coach is finally going to let him pitch".

Leave him alone. He just ate some bad pizza.

Simmer down, Urban.

And half of Maurice Jones-Drew!

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

Mixon reportedly called her a "one punch queer" before high fiving Ray Rice and texting Greg Hardy on where to find some cool guns.

To be fair, who the fuck has heard of a Lew Toller?

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Is war machine really just misunderstood? Also do you think you could kick bj penns dads ass, cus he seems to think no one can.