He needs to swap his coke out for bleach, maybe?

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

You got me, man.

I have no idea who let him out of the greys, but that Whiggly is a quasi-professional troll

I died at the one about 2nd amendment rights. I hope that one was also satire, otherwise Jesus tit-fucking christ these people are dumber than I thought.

My favorite was one that referred to NASCAR as “the mayonnaise races.” I lost my shit. 😂

This is the last straw.

First off, you’re wrong about the word thug. It is 100% a dog whistle racist way for white people to say the n-word without saying it. Yes, it can be used more broadly, but when used to describe a group of possibly mildly criminal black people, it’s not the un-racist version. End of story. Your many paragraphs on this…

If you read the original articles, it explains that the definition is being expanded to include an explanation of systemic racism and that the current definition (which I would classify as defining “garden-variety” racists) is not being deleted. Second, systemic racism can obviously include subservient groups that…

Can confirm that racist-ass white people like to use the definition of racism as a defense against accusation of racism.

Would the previous definition have been some comfort to you in that situation?  Because that’s really bizarre.  

I know. This is so satisfying. Particularly for language geeks.

I read about this earlier today. As someone who describes myself as a “word person”, I’m glad that a definitive compiler of words and their meanings actually listened and acted appropriately.

Somebody needs to make a show called “Internet Detectives,” featuring a pair of paranoid white idiots who ignore the evidence and obvious answer for every crime in favor of the most outlandish and elaborate explanation that can only be arrived at after total immersion in the bowels of online hate culture. It would be…

Show me one old person capable of working that kind of technology. Most of them can’t even send a text message, let alone trigger a squib.

The fact that they said he tripped and fell, which caused his injury, already tells you how truthful they are.

Ironically their reason for nearly killing the guy, then not stopping to help him, was that they were just following orders. Where have I heard that one before...

There are many people online saying that Gugino planned the whole thing and had a rig that made fake blood come out his ear. I wish I was kidding.