You.... My good man, have written the greatest Deadspin article of all time and you now can shut it down since this cannot be topped!!!

The turf, the turf, the turf is on fire,

The NFL is a Joke.... the only true purpose of this league is to increase America’s Prison System by 32..... check that all football is like this let these young men dream they belong and hopefully they will reach middle age and be mellow enough not to harm the rest of us.....

AWESOME.... but he had to walk home as the radiator needed to be changed.... SMH!!!

Assholes always end up with Badges......