The worst way to cook a hot dog in recorded history: the electric hot dog cooker. One of my college dorm buddies brought one from home. It was a contraption where you stuck each end of a hot dog onto these metal prongs and turned it on and heat (or electricity?) went through the dog to heat it up. It sounds…

He was also the ugliest guy in the NFL for a bunch of years, yet had an insanely hot wife.

Peanut Butter beer exists? I have to get out more.

Do they make that Cinnamon Horchata every year? I’ve only ever seen it once, when of all people my Coors Light-swilling sister bought a six pack, pronounced it “disgusting”, and gave the rest to me.

There are thousands of Cowboys fans in the NYC metro area, despite there being two (well) NFL teams right here. They all leeched on to the successful Staubach or Aikman eras because they’re front-running slime. Every single one of them is also a Yankee fan. They are the worst people.

Teams bunted on Jim Abbott, fer chrissakes. Fatso here should stop whining and maybe sneak in a salad so his knees don’t explode on the mound someday.

You must not live in NY, or you’re one of those non-newspaper-reading millennial types. Because that shit is brought up in every single Giants article in the NY Daily News.

Yeah, goof on Eli for a lot of things, but defrauding these fools ain’t one of them. Grown men playing thousands of dollars for a fucking helmet because their favorite player used it? Idiots.

Was your use of “you’re” meant to be ironic?

Is anyone else having trouble reading the comments because the screen keeps flipping up to the top of them?

My company bills me out at over $200 an hour depending on client. I sure ain’t seeing all of that. It’s how businesses work. I am selling my expertise, and they are re-selling it.

Union mechanics getting paid by the hour. What could go wrong?

This is one of the greatest albums ever. And wow did I have a crush on Chrissie.I would stare at this cover way too long.  

This is one of the greatest albums ever. And wow did I have a crush on Chrissie.I would stare at this cover way too…

My wife and I go to a lot of antique shops and malls and shows, and I used to pick up LPs for a buck or two, before they became a thing again. Now common albums in crap condition go for 5 or 10 bucks.

My wife and I go to a lot of antique shops and malls and shows, and I used to pick up LPs for a buck or two, before…

A great Doors album no one ever talks about is “Absolutely Live”. The way it’s miked, you pick up a lot of the crowd (and Jim’s responses) that really give you a sense of being there. I wore it out as a kid.

A great Doors album no one ever talks about is “Absolutely Live”. The way it’s miked, you pick up a lot of the…

Take some psychedelics and listen to Floyd it will change your mind.

Take some psychedelics and listen to Floyd it will change your mind.

I bought a nice set of audio components in 1990. I still have the turntable, dual-deck cassette player, tuner, and splendid Yamaha NS-10M speakers. I’m on my fifth CD/DVD/Blu-Ray player. Those things are garbage.

I bought a nice set of audio components in 1990. I still have the turntable, dual-deck cassette player, tuner, and…

Kid’s a Yankee fan. He’s the horrible person.

As a Mets fan, I say anyone punching Benitez in the face is a hero.

Most gals couldn’t care less that you’re losing your hair